We then cut to Kelsey Grammer, exactly who sounds longtime Simpsons antagonist, Sideshow Bob

(Move a promotional vid with the trip, very first on Simpsons screaming after they find your, on trip vehicle. )

Jerk (v/o): That is correct raya ücretsiz, Krusty’s many years-old nemesis provides once more fled of putting salads and scrambling eggs inside prison commandeer “Krust-iversal Studios.”

(Cut to the brand new pre-show, where Krusty has a weapon directed during the your from the Sideshow Bob disguised because the an abrasive character.)

Jerk (v/o): Simply put, Kelsey Grammer, the next large paid back star on the reputation for television, appear to recommended less overall for it compared to the bassist off “Spinal Faucet” (That is starred because of the Harry Shearer).

(Move the brand new access for “The Simpsons Ride” with an indication on the experience plus indicative claiming “Featuring the fresh bassist regarding Spine Faucet,” beneath the main signal. Jerk is actually to experience Jeanine Pettibone when you look at the “This is Spine Faucet,” David St. Hubbins’ partner, which is merely Jerk using a cowboy cap and talking during the an effective cockney feature.)

Jeanine/Jerk: If I’ve told them just after, We advised them a hundred times to put “Bassist out-of Spine Faucet” very first and you may “Simpsons: Ride” history.

Jerk (v/o): The latest waiting line (Having “The newest Simpsons Drive”) very well captures the look and be out of a cheap Springfield-ian motif park, down seriously to putting on a costume the cast professionals (Playground teams towards the drive) while the (Beat) Waldo

Jerk: By the way, Harry Shearer plus refused to take part in often ones adverts, you to on account of arranging problems while the most other since he found from device can result in leukemia. Try to assume which is and that!

Sideshow Bob, Sideshow Mel, Sideshow Luke Perry, it

Announcer/Jerk (v/o): …it’s “Brand new are Vertebral Tap: The latest Drive!” Walk-through a waiting line that appears same as a perplexing backstage urban area, Gaze into the amazement in the animatronic janitor giving information, and the Experience, literally, No Experience! “This can be Vertebral Tap: The possible lack of Journey,” future in order to “Hard-rock Park!” (In a small voice thus no body tend to find.) Derek Smalls has started to become starred because of the Kelsey Grammer.

Hard rock Playground is actually an unwell-fated entertainment park inside Myrtle Beach one to established into the 2008 and you can merely endured to have half a year because of financial problems, after that opened once more the following year in title Freestyle Musical Park, right after which signed once and for all after that 12 months concluded.

Jerk (v/o): “New Simpsons Drive” unsealed towards the both shores inside e one of several best one or two festival styled tours to your both shores you to summer considering an iconic cartoon regarding 1990’s and associated with a nature played of the Kelsey Grammer. (“Toy Tale: Midway Mania!”) Unusual.

(They wear yellow and you will light striped tees one state “Sideshow” as well as their nametag below you to definitely.) Plus they put the phrase “Sideshow” into everyone’s top, because the in the first place, they wished it for the every person’s nametag.

(I cut to Jerk to relax and play step 3 anybody; Nametag Son, Top Child, and maybe Matt Groening or himself, regarding provide show to have “This new Simpsons Experience.” Matt Groening/Jerk is by “Smpsons” deluxe playthings, Nametag Man from the nametags and just possess his hair tied, and you can Clothing Son of the tees and you may he’s not wearing their cups.)

Matt Groening/Jerk: Yeah, but, every one of Krusty’s sidekicks features “Sideshow” in advance of their labels. ..it’d end up being fun to continue you to definitely community.

MG/Jerk: Ok, (Transforms so you can Top Child) top department, in the place of identity tags, can we put “Sideshow Name’” for each top?

(A laugh track is read once the phony prevent credits roll because of the with sitcom-for example songs [The ’90s House of your Forgotten theme music]. Cut to Jerk ahead of the Kwik-E-Mart of your “Springfield” part of the park.)

Jerk: However,, We digress. that is rather than me, I know. To be honest, there clearly was not far so you can mock in this drive.